Like Charles Dance as the villain?
Could you think of any designs that Gordon could have on his Eye to attract the Voters?
Perhaps he could take advantage of these wonderful advances in Electronic Miniaturisation,and have a little slide-show of the Good things that he's done.
Perhaps,if he hired a few advisers off Q%26amp;A , he could manage to show Tom and Jerry Cartoons for next time he visits a school! He could then round off the display by playing marbles with his Glass-Eye.
I am sure that would soften even the most cynical heart to see the looks of Wonder on the innocent,childish faces of his little audience.
Think of the possibilities of Advertising for when he leaves/is ejected from Parliament!............A bloodshot Glass-Eye for advertising Smirnoff?
A Pound Sign to show the Pre-occupation of MPs?
Perhaps Gerald Scarfe's Cartoon of Jacqui Smith,for advertising Brothels?
Can you give us any more ideas?
PS Perhaps a mirrored Glass-Eye,so that you could comb your hair,or put on your Make-up while you're talking to him?|||Hiya Vince, old fruit !
What's Crowkit rabbitin' on about?|||Just as long as he doesn't do the scary smile thing.That really creeps me out.|||Swastika one for Griffin, eh?|||Err Not really.|||Do you thik he could have it roll round like a One-armed Bandit?|||What is it with you?
A teenager loses his eye on the rugby pitch, is in hospital for months to save the sight in his other eye. Gets into Edinburgh Uni. Graduates, qualifies as a solicitor, rises to the top of his profession to become the Prime Minister of the UK
... what do you decide to concentrate on ... the fact that he lost an eye playing rugby ... and to you .... that's a source of amusement.
I've been looking in on some of your questions of late ... I've concluded you have an ugly soul. Not just immature or impish, but genuinely ugly.
I pity you.
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